Bite Me!

There's nothing like a big pile of stodgy, greasy carbohydrate when you're by the seaside - particularly if it happens to be a rather cold seaside in north Wales.  The delicacies in the picture are a cheese and onion fritter (on the right), and a scallop on the left, which is essentially a giant slice of potato fried in batter.  And, as everyone knows, You Can Never Have Too Much Potato.  Perfection.