Bite Me!

I am normally rather against Benjy's - the sandwiches are generally vile and the cheapness of the food makes me deeply suspicious of its origins.  However, there is no doubting they are something of a lifesaver on the breakfast front.  Their porridge may vary in quality, but I have never found it inedible, and I have to make an effort not to go in there every morning to buy toast and peanut butter, about which I have developed a slight obsession.  Jam and peanut butter is even better, of course, but let's not go there...  I have been reliably informed that Skippy Honey Roasted Peanut Butter is the best in existence, but have so far been unable to locate it anywhere - if anyone feels like sending me some, it would be greatly appreciated!  Apologies for the slightly tangential nature of this post - I am starving and have no change for the vending machine.   Life can be hard sometimes.